A few of my would be favorite things. Today anyway.

Things that would have made today a little easier:
A louder alarm clock. A faster morning train. An extra seat on said morning train. A nose guard to keep that fly out of my right nostril (bug was seriously pissing me off). A cool-pack for my lunch. Faster clocks at work. A wet-wipe at the art store (pastels are way more messy when they don’t match your shirt). A faster evening train. An extra seat on said evening train. A turnstile higher or lower than my crotch, either would be fine. A key that actually unlocks my front door. A nice long backrub. Okay, I know that one’s not a “thing” but it would still be nice.
Good night July twenty forth two thousand and seven. I don’t know if I will miss you. But at least we did this thing together.